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Shirley Gnome. It's nice to e-meet e-you.
am a singer of songs, and I am pretty fucking famous now because
I have a website. I am excited to start collecting all that internet
money I keep hearing about.
picture of me touching my pussy:
fucking love this pussy.
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while you are here!
angel has been put here to keep
watch over you and to keep you safe when you are having unprotected sex.
to bring good lovers into your life!
(I know, can you believe this shit? I'M your tax dollars at work!)
Shirley would like to acknowledge that she works, lives, and creates on
the unceded territory of the Coast Salish, Musqueum and Tsleil-Waututh
First Nations. Unceded means that this land was never surrendered,
relinquished or handed over in any way.
Shirley Gnome 2020 All Rights Reserved, Smothered In Miso Gravy, and
Off In An Erotic Fashion.