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This Website Is Under Construction. It will be finished in early 1998.

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"TAKING IT UP THE NOTCH"
THE NEWEST ALBUM
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**The #1 Album on the iTunes Comedy Charts in Canada!**





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Hi! I'm Shirley Gnome. It's nice to e-meet e-you. 

I am a singer of songs, and I am pretty fucking famous now because I have a website. I am excited to start collecting all that internet money I keep hearing about.





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